On Friday, June 11th, a seed was sown. A seed filled with noise and a fair amount of calls for pizza. Quite a few kids came out after the sun extinguished its hot, muggy rays to witness just what this seed would grow into. Little did any of us know that this seed would drink up our enthusiasm and sweat, and GROW FANGS!

I am impressed, you guys. You have all completely restored my faith in our little scene. What a tremendous turnout! You all are awesome and win a gold star. Give yourself a good pat on the back, or large ice cream cone in commemoration to this occasion.

I would be remiss if I didn’t mention the glorious music played on Friday. If you couldn’t make it out- don’t sweat it. This is what I am here to do- relay exactly what you missed.

Kicking off the night was Kalamazoo’s own Problems That Fix Themselves– fronted by the illustrious Josh Tabbia and joined in his set by one of my very favorite people, Ray Jackson. I want to be very clear before I continue. If you are not a fan of the genre of Noise music, this may not be your, ahem, cup of tea. I do however believe that you should give it a try if you have not. And there is not a better place to start than with Problems. It never ceases to amaze me what people can use to create the most interesting sounds. Sure you could bang on a keyboard for half an hour and call it Noise, but it takes real skill to make someone listen to you without covering their ears out of annoyance. The best thing about Problems is that Josh is able to create an incredible piece of music with nothing more than a Macbook, a Korg, and some random samples from a radio. Knowing him, he could do an awesome set with much less if he wanted to. Since every set Josh does is different, this time it involved his fairly regular set up (as previously mentioned), and Ray jamming on a water jug and a Dynamic Microphone hooked through a gritty, distorted amplifier. I’m not going to attempt to describe the sound, because I know none of what I say would do Problems justice. Really, Problems is something you just have to experience for yourself. And I can promise at the very least you will not have heard anything like it. At the very most, your mind will be blown clear out of your head. I’m not sure if that’s a Problem that could fix itself. heh heh heh…bad joke.

Before I continue, I have to be honest. I did miss out on the band after Problems. I’m not going to make excuses, you just have to know that I had to help out a friend in a middle of a crisis. Regardless, I had the opportunity to listen to The Cell Phones on their Myspace. I’m sad I didn’t get to see them, but I’m glad Myspace is here because this band rocks. It’s really damn good gritty dance music with quite a bit of metal and punk thrown in for good measure. And they have a chick singer. Who not only is a singer, but a GOOD singer. If The Yeah Yeah Yeahs had a baby with Janis Joplin and it was raised in a dirty basement on the blood of Shellac it would be something like The Cell Phones.

One of the most interesting parts about last night was the project of young man named Daniel Francis Doyle. You can’t really tell much about his music from that name, but maybe that’s the way he likes it. If his goal is to surprise us, he has done a hell of a good job. I don’t think there was a person in that room whose mouth didn’t drop to the floor while he played. I think this picture accurately describes what we saw. This guy is, quite literally, a one man band. With just a drum, a guitar, and a loop machine, he could create the sound of an entire band (and he sings too!!!). The sound is really frantic, but controlled like a well-oiled, quirky machine. This guy knows EXACTLY what he is doing. I can’t say that I know much about using a looping machine, but when discussing his music with a few of my musician friends afterward, I discovered that not only was this guy able to make multiple loops with his guitar and play drums to said drums (while keeping on beat and singing no less), he was able to play to the loop playing BACKWARDS. I am so pleased that I was able to experience this guy’s music. If you missed his set on Friday, I would encourage you to check him out if he comes back up to Kalamazoo.

Closing out the night was, of course, our very own Grow Fangs. Ever moshed to an acoustic guitar and a mini drum set with a noise machine? Didn’t think so. “How can you mosh to that?” some of our punk rawk readers may ask. Well, go to a Grow Fangs show and you will. The best part about Grow Fangs is that they show us you don’t have to be Eddie Van Halen to play guitar or be an amazing song writer. Who cares about any of that stuff anyway? I sure don’t. The joy that Ray and Joel have when playing music is infectious, and you can’t help but jump around giggling. Grow Fangs is about having fun with your friends and shouting about pizza, no school, and girlfriends being wolves. How much better can it get?

Well, I must be off. There are multiple shows going on in Kzoo right now (including the corner record shop), so i suggest hitting up one (or all) of them to enjoy some incredible music. See you all there, loves! ❤

I’m a little late in the game here but I wanted to write up a review on Sunday night to tell you all what you missed. And you missed something good, guys. You really did. It makes me sad. See? I’m sad now that I think back to Sunday night. Thanks a lot guys. NOT COOL.

However, it wasn’t a very good night for a show anyway- I almost didn’t show up if it weren’t for a certain call I received from Sean Hartman to come down. I understand why maybe some of you didn’t show up, it was cold and rainy. I wanted to go to sleep and hope for a warmer day. We all did. BUT YOU MISSED OUT. YOU REALLY DID. It was more than worth stopping watching SLC punk to go. Stevo would have been proud. I think. He wouldn’t want me watching the idiot box instead of supporting my local music scene. Or maybe he wouldn’t have cared. Who even cares if he cares, anyway.

First: I’m going to be honest, i missed the first two bands: Maus Haus and Burning Hotels. It’s too bad because if I had known how good these guys were I would have shown up earlier.

From listening to Burning Hotel’s Myspace, they’re like listening to comets falling to earth. The music is clear and cold, like what you would expect from a hunk of ice and rock, but it’s fiery and makes you want to jump up and dance for a long, long time. The guitars and drums work together to form a dynamic sound that makes your ears burn up on impact. Chance Morgan’s voice is beautiful, and his lyrics are honest. Which is something I appreciate, because its refreshing. I can’t say enough about these guys. So sad only 10 people showed up to hear them. I’m shaking my head in sadness for us. Way to make us look bad Kalamazoo. WHERE WERE ALL OF YOU??????!?

Maus Haus is a special band.
I love it when bands use a synthesizer and samples and are able to make it sound good without sounding like a kitschy throw-back 80s pop new-wave band. Woah that was a lot of adjectives. These guys are awesome. Imagine the kind of music you would hear at a dance party with a bunch of your favorite people- this would be the soundtrack to your entire night. Go to their Myspace and hear them and you will see what i mean. I will not compare them to Animal Collective, but if you like Animal Collective, you’re going to like them. Trust me.

Astroline:  These Kalamazoo locals closed out the night, and let me tell you- it was a damn good close-out. We were all tired, but no one was tired enough to leave before these guys played. If you’re familiar with the musics of Jeremy Ruggles and Dan Flack, you’re going to like their new (or old depending on how you look at it…) incarnation. Sunday night was their first Kalamazoo show, and it was a real treat to experience it. If you get a chance, please go see them wherever they are playing next. I highly suggest that you do.

I saved the best for last in this post with Netherfriends. I really enjoyed this guy’s music. Apparently he usually has a full band, and it’s apparently better, but just him by himself made me sit up and listen. Now, mind you, I’m tired out of my mind. I was basically woken up out of my nice warm bed by Sean to see this random show I wasn’t really interested in seeing at first, and I get there, and sit down, and end up dropping $5 for this guy’s EP. Which is well worth it. It’s only two songs but he gave me a CD and a nice big pink poster. Also, can i just mention the vinyl here? Holy crap. IT’S PINK VINYL. PINK. And the album art is perfect. It reminds me of his music, with all of its galaxies and collaged flowers on the front, and it’s just flippin’ cool. Not to mention this guy is so sweet and nice! Sometimes you go to a show and like a band’s music and then you go up to them afterwards to talk to them and they blow you off like you’re nothing. This guys really just loves to talk to people, and was super cool. NICE GUY, NICE MUSIC= AWESOME. His music is like being swathed in a nice warm hug of sounds and prettiness, with just a slight bite. Maybe like a monster from Where the Wild Things Are . I think of all the times I’ve been to shows and all my pals are there and we’re hanging out and some unassuming guy comes up to the mic with a synth and starts playing this wonderful music that makes you stop in the middle of updating your Facebook status from your phone and just listen. You guys need to check out this guy before he and his band blows up, because I tell you what- he’s playing Pitchfork this year in Chicago and I predict a lot of people out there are going to be experiencing the same thing I felt on Sunday night.

So, this is all i have for now, loves. Continue to check back here at DITKalamazoo for more reviews.